

On my way home from a baseball game the other night I hit a deer. I am no stranger to roadkill, as this was (only?) my fourth car-deer collision and in the past I’ve hit all sorts of interesting things — not because I go out of my way to hit them (everyone knows I love all things cute and fuzzy) but because I’m convinced there are a lot of suicidal animals. Once I even ran over something in Mississippi I was convinced was an alien but found out upon examining it and getting a slap upside the head from my Southern-transplant friend Carrie that it was actually an armadillo.
I did a bit of research, and according to the Michigan Traffic Crash Facts website,
Michigan had 61,907 reported motor vehicle-deer crashes during 2007. 1,614 people were injured and 11 people were killed as a result of those collisions. . . Motor vehicle-deer crashes occurred most often in Michigan’s southern, heavily populated counties. . .
Wow. I was suprised to find out that Michigan is #2 behind Pennsylvania as the worst state for car-deer accidents. (I thought we were #1 . . . I’ll have to work on that.)
Aaaaaanyway . . . I’m OK, there was cosmetic damage to my car and a broken blinker, but it’s drivable (thanks for asking). The area that I was in, however, was rather remote and there’s no cell phone service so I couldn’t call and report the deer (who hobbled away, anyway — I was only going 30-35 mph) but for some reason I could text.
Then I thought to myself, “What a great use for Twitter — reporting roadkill!” 
Upon poking around the internets the next night, imagine my surprise to find that the Michigan DNR has a Twitter account.
If only I had known.
I totally could have seen myself pulling over, opening up my cell phone, and texting “@MDNR hey I’m on ___ Road somewhere btwn Lansing & Linden & hit a deer. I’m OK, car’s OK, deer hobbled away, might wanna keep your eye out.”
I know that we’re finding all sorts of interesting uses for this service, including police departments and fire departments keeping the public informed, so I don’t see why not.
Now I’m wondering — have you ever found yourself in a situation where you thought, “Boy, I really could use Twitter for this . . .” ? What was it? Please, share with the rest of the class.
Bluejay pic by Kimberly Robyn. . . all the pics I found of deer roadkill were way too gross to include here.



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