Public Service Announcement: Don’t be a Stuart.

Amber over at Altitude Branding has a great post on Twitter etiquette in the same vein as Shannon Paul’s “Don’t Be That Guy” that I mentioned in my previous post, and I can’t express my sentiments enough when people send me DMs that say, “Thanks for following, now click on my junk.”

I had to comment for the second time tonight just to share my recent revelation with everybody:

I was watching MAD TV the other day and it dawned on me that these “click my junk” tweeple are the online equivalent of that giant man-child character Stuart. You know, the one who’s always like, “Look what I can do!!” and does a stupid little dance just for attention. I am sooooo calling these people “Stuarts” from now on.

Don’t be Stuart, people. It will only make you look like a giant man-child.

Now go click on Amber’s junk. (This time’s OK, it’s for the greater good.)